Fonnadnell is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, charitable dolphin.

Fonnadnell created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonnadnell, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fonnadnell, it will send you a sign.

Fonnadnell's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fonnadnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear turquoise ear rings.