Pidhubrull is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unselfish elephant.

Pidhubrull created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidhubrull, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pidhubrull, he will make you grow a tail.

Pidhubrull's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pidhubrull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never jump near tapirs.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat bark.