Gubloopleg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart dingo.

Gubloopleg created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubloopleg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gubloopleg, she will turn you into a frog.

Gubloopleg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gubloopleg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never jump in the presence of bats.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gubloopleg.