Flybifsas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm tortoise.

Flybifsas created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flybifsas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flybifsas, she will not care.

Flybifsas' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flybifsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flybifsas' priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Never eat bark.