Fadkomlap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent human.

Fadkomlap created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadkomlap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fadkomlap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fadkomlap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fadkomlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Never feed tomatoes to foxes while wearing brown scarves.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not skip in public.