Matmumcad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, able pig.

Matmumcad created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Matmumcad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Matmumcad, it will laugh at you.

Matmumcad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Matmumcad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never run near squirrels.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Always stare at clouds.