Rakligtetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving porpoise.

Rakligtetti created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakligtetti, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakligtetti, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rakligtetti's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rakligtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakligtetti.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Never eat aubergines.