Zoggigloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered fairy.

Zoggigloop created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoggigloop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zoggigloop, it will strike you with lightening.

Zoggigloop's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zoggigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zoggigloop.

5. Do not drink alcohol.