Farncanlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable zebra.

Farncanlarp created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farncanlarp, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farncanlarp, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Farncanlarp's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Farncanlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the north.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the south.