Mishimxem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm skunk.

Mishimxem created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mishimxem, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mishimxem, she will destroy your home solar system.

Mishimxem's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mishimxem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight turtles approach from the west.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Mishimxem on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Mishimxem.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mishimxem.

5. Never think about black holes.