Wipsakbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud fly.

Wipsakbonk created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipsakbonk, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wipsakbonk, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wipsakbonk's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wipsakbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipsakbonk.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Never wear tights.