Likgeptun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy snake.

Likgeptun created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likgeptun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Likgeptun, she will turn you into a frog.

Likgeptun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Likgeptun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Run away from green nematodes, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.