Buttarcud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, overgenerous goose.

Buttarcud created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Buttarcud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Buttarcud, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Buttarcud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Buttarcud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Buttarcud loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt capybaras.