Habwothig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful warg.

Habwothig created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habwothig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Habwothig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Habwothig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Habwothig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.