Dappagont is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, charitable mouse.

Dappagont created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dappagont, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dappagont, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dappagont's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dappagont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.