Biggodzess is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust tapir.

Biggodzess created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biggodzess, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Biggodzess, she will boil you in a big pot.

Biggodzess' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Biggodzess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Worship no other gods but Biggodzess.

5. Do not dye your hair white.