Lunmiscad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful mouse.

Lunmiscad created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunmiscad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lunmiscad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lunmiscad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Lunmiscad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if five ducks approach from the south.