Ran is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome fly.

Ran created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ran, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ran, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ran's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from gray rats, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about gravity.