Pogquamboss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, slow naga.

Pogquamboss created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogquamboss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pogquamboss, it will not care at all.

Pogquamboss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pogquamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Pogquamboss first in all things.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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