Femdanmob is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered hippopotamus.

Femdanmob created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femdanmob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Femdanmob, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Femdanmob's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Femdanmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
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