Cinyatflag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring squid.

Cinyatflag created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinyatflag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cinyatflag, he will send you a sign.

Cinyatflag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cinyatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.