Cadfettik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless shark.

Cadfettik created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadfettik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cadfettik, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cadfettik's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cadfettik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cadfettik six times a day.

2. Cadfettik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not kill ducks.