Komdogfub Padgetdin Kemxinmilbest is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain cow.

Komdogfub Padgetdin Kemxinmilbest created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komdogfub Padgetdin Kemxinmilbest, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Komdogfub Padgetdin Kemxinmilbest, she will be very unhappy.

Komdogfub Padgetdin Kemxinmilbest's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Komdogfub Padgetdin Kemxinmilbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komdogfub Padgetdin Kemxinmilbest.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never hurt dogs.