Parkstikgepbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing warg.

Parkstikgepbiss created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkstikgepbiss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Parkstikgepbiss, it will jump up and down on your head.

Parkstikgepbiss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Parkstikgepbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkstikgepbiss.