Nulzed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic bee.

Nulzed created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulzed, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nulzed, he will turn you into a slug.

Nulzed's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nulzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulzed.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the west.