Gutkemzag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful clam.

Gutkemzag created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutkemzag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gutkemzag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gutkemzag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gutkemzag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always help cats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat melons.