Sugnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind bee.

Sugnurt created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugnurt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sugnurt, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sugnurt's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sugnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.