Budvinpan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic armadillo.

Budvinpan created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budvinpan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budvinpan, he will come to you in dreams.

Budvinpan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Budvinpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Budvinpan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.