Dagtagsad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered armadillo.

Dagtagsad created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagtagsad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dagtagsad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dagtagsad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dagtagsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.