Fodhin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, humane newt.

Fodhin created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodhin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fodhin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fodhin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fodhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fodhin's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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