Pinmetnig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, capable sheep.

Pinmetnig created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinmetnig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pinmetnig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Pinmetnig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pinmetnig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Pinmetnig loves horses, so they must be honoured.