Ruttaghot is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tiresome warg.

Ruttaghot created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttaghot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttaghot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ruttaghot's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ruttaghot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ruttaghot's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help mice in need.