Kadbastcabquag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying dugong.

Kadbastcabquag created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadbastcabquag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kadbastcabquag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kadbastcabquag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kadbastcabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always obey Kadbastcabquag's priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.