Vilcebgan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental chicken.

Vilcebgan created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilcebgan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vilcebgan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vilcebgan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vilcebgan's Holy Commandments

1. Vilcebgan loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilcebgan.