Cemdissmid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent meerkat.

Cemdissmid created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemdissmid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cemdissmid, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cemdissmid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cemdissmid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear violet trousers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cemdissmid.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.