Yencibgod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate wren.

Yencibgod created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yencibgod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yencibgod, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yencibgod's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yencibgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Never talk about voles.