Davbosskop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless horse.

Davbosskop created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Davbosskop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davbosskop, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Davbosskop's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Davbosskop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Hide if four tortoises approach from the east.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.