Kimgabjan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical pigeon.

Kimgabjan created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgabjan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kimgabjan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kimgabjan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kimgabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from mauve voles for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimgabjan.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Always help cats in need.