Dibnelnarl Jenrillgen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish dog.

Dibnelnarl Jenrillgen created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibnelnarl Jenrillgen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibnelnarl Jenrillgen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dibnelnarl Jenrillgen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dibnelnarl Jenrillgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.