Quimgesslarnfasflowzedgabhun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing lion.

Quimgesslarnfasflowzedgabhun created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Quimgesslarnfasflowzedgabhun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quimgesslarnfasflowzedgabhun, it will strike you with lightening.

Quimgesslarnfasflowzedgabhun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Quimgesslarnfasflowzedgabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.