Faspakcun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, temperamental bee.

Faspakcun created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faspakcun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Faspakcun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Faspakcun's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Faspakcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.