Tiplammet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish slug.

Tiplammet created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplammet, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tiplammet, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tiplammet's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tiplammet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not bounce in public.