Dibpigcid Narhugtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent horse.

Dibpigcid Narhugtonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibpigcid Narhugtonk, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibpigcid Narhugtonk, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dibpigcid Narhugtonk's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dibpigcid Narhugtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.