Ruttbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective swallow.

Ruttbiss created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbiss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttbiss, she will manifest in front of you.

Ruttbiss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ruttbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never paint your neck pink.

3. Always help moths.

4. Hide from blue pigs for they are unholy.

5. Do not jump in public.