Fodhogmil is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless clam.

Fodhogmil created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodhogmil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fodhogmil, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fodhogmil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fodhogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. You must love Fodhogmil.

4. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Never sing in the presence of foxes.