Yakkabhim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow dryad.

Yakkabhim created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakkabhim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yakkabhim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yakkabhim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yakkabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. You must pray to Yakkabhim eight times a day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide if four birds approach from the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.