Sitbogdab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing lion.

Sitbogdab created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sitbogdab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitbogdab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sitbogdab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sitbogdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not take Sitbogdab's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitbogdab.

5. Run away if nine turtles approach from the north.