Dogyarpbass is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent mouse.

Dogyarpbass created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogyarpbass, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogyarpbass, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dogyarpbass' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dogyarpbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never paint your face turquoise.

5. Do not kill capybaras.