Gupgarlip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful chicken.

Gupgarlip created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Gupgarlip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupgarlip, it will strike you with lightening.

Gupgarlip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gupgarlip's Holy Commandments

1. Gupgarlip loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed peanuts to porpoises while wearing magenta trousers.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gupgarlip on top of all buildings.