Straglunzum is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unjust swallow.

Straglunzum created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straglunzum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Straglunzum, it will think nothing of it.

Straglunzum's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Straglunzum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.